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kyian:

kyian:

MOM PHINEAS AND FERB SHUTDOWN THE GOVERNMENT

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Looks like the government is running just fine, Candaceimage

IT GOT BETTER

me when school: can i take a nap instead
the-absolute-best-posts:

brutallyhonestlife:
Important lesson: You cannot lead effectively if you do not share the same burden as your followers.

the-absolute-best-posts:

brutallyhonestlife:

Important lesson: You cannot lead effectively if you do not share the same burden as your followers.

deaniethebeanie:

arendellesque:

singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth

then it just becomes a soap opera

you

Tagged: #puns #puns everywhere

cobrall:

i can’t stress enough how language is defined by its use

you’re not really misusing a word if you’re using it in its most popular definition because there’s no way i could tell anyone that something is “terrific” and have EVERYONE KNOW THAT I MEAN IT INSPIRES TERROR GOD YOU’RE ALL SOOOOO STUPID

clinging to archaic definitions and being a language purist in general is so dumb for real like 50% of our language now is butchered latin mixed with shakespearean chatspeak

Tagged: #language #my english professor made me interested in language #this is new for me #what is happening

❝ is it free ❞

— every student ever when offered something (via timeturner)

(Source: actuallycrying)

❝ You’re not helping yourself. If it turns out that President Barack Obama can make a deal with the most intransigent, hardline, unreasonable, totalitarian mullahs in the world, but not with Republicans, maybe he’s not the problem. ❞

JON STEWART, on Republican whining that the President would negotiate with the leaders of Iran — but not the GOP — on The Daily Show (via pwnator)

(Source: inothernews)

Tagged: #jon stewart #obama #quote #dammmmmnnn

Shutdown 101: What’s Going To Happen Tonight At Midnight?

natellite:

So as this is likely the first government shutdown in the memory of most if not all of the people posting here on tumblr (I was 8 in 1995), it might be helpful to refresh our memories on what exactly is going to happen when the federal government doesn’t have a budget.

  • 800,000 federal employees have to go home. There’s no money to pay them, and coming to work on a volunteer basis gets into some tricky legal areas. While in the past they have successfully lobbied for back pay, there’s no guarantee of it with a divided congress.
  • Air-traffic controllers will remain on duty. ATCs are government employees, but they are members of the 2-million odd employees that are marked as “essential”. They likely will not receive paychecks, however, until the shutdown ends.
  • Airport delays. While the FAA’s security screeners are essential employees, many of the people who work to support them logistically are not.
  • Visa applications and fees will continue to be processed, and foreign embassies and consulates remain open. So if you’re waiting on a visa application, don’t worry, it’s still in the works - though again, it’ll almost certainly be a slower process. Homeland Security and green card operations are included here, though DHS’ e-verify program - the thing that checks on the immigration status of job applicants - will no longer operate.
  • NASA will furlough most of its employees. Essential mission control operations and employees will continue, but the vast majority of NASA employees are going home - and I do mean home, because NASA’s on-site housing for employees is being shut down.
  • The military stops receiving paychecks. While the million and a half members of the US Armed Services stay on duty, they won’t get paid until after the shutdown.
  • The postal service continues as normal.
  • The federal court system stops. According to The Guardian, the federal courts would operate as normal for about 10 days before they have to start sending people home.
  • The NIH screeches to a halt. That includes accepting new patients for clinical research, as well as answering medical questions on their hotline.
  • The CDC will stop its seasonal flu program. According to the Washington Post, it will also have “a significantly reduced capacity to respond to outbreak investigations.”
  • HUD will no longer be able to provide local housing authorities with vouchers. So if you live in government-subsidized housing, your status is very much up in the air.
  • Parks and museums will close. Yosemite, Alcatraz, Yellowstone, the Smithsonian, the Library of Congress, the Statue of Liberty, and about 400 other locations will close - though interestingly, the Southern Rim of the Grand Canyon will remain open, because the state of Arizona is picking up the bill.
  • The EPA will shut down. The only thing that stays open at the EPA during a government shutdown is its operations around Superfund sites.
  • OSHA will shut down.
  • Social Security will be partially defunded. Social Security, as an entitlement, will remain open enough to keep the checks going out, but will lose enough staff that they won’t be able to schedule new hearings.
  • VA Benefits will be cut. VA hospitals remain open, but that’s about it - and if the shutdown lasts longer than a few weeks, the Department of Veterans Affairs has said that it might not have enough money to pay disability claims and pensions.

This is by no means an exhaustive list, but hopefully it gives everyone a pretty good idea of what we’re going to be looking at over the next few days, weeks, or (god forbid) months.

Feel free to send me an ask with any questions you have, and I’ll answer them to the best of my ability.

Tagged: #government shutdown

(Source: frenums)

Tagged: #comic
youslicesoniceandnicely:

princemilk:

that is the most beautiful graphic I have ever seen

youslicesoniceandnicely:

princemilk:

that is the most beautiful graphic I have ever seen

theysayoftheacropolis:

halffizzbin:

Now You See Me Opening Scene (x)

BUT THAT WAS ACTUALLY THE CARD WE ALL PICKED RIGHT

HOW DID THEY DO THAT

WHAT

(Source: rooneymara)

Tagged: #now you see me #freaking brilliant

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

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